Why am I watching Cars 2 again?
Because I am unashamed to admit that I have a crush an animated car from a Pixar film that wasn’t even very good. Finn McMissile, you’re a stale, extremely cliche and unrealistic, flat character, but I love you anyway.
Everyone in my family is making perverted jokes in front of me
And I’m trying to act like I don’t know what they’re talking about…
but when you’ve read m-rated fanfics, seen porn on your dash, read a porno trilogy, and have a small collection of r-18 doujins in your computer, it’s kind of hard to ignore them and not acknowledge the fact that you’re mind is about as dirty and perverted as a whore’s thong.
this just in:
Kara is a whore’s thong
let me repeat that
Kara is a whore’s thong
I was thinking more whore’s vaginae but I guess thong works.





